GOD HELP ME, I WATCHED FAT GUY STUCK IN INTERNET TONIGHT.

all wrong was then righted by a "Spagett"-themed episode of Tim & Eric.

And the egg guy.
Oh, how he made those eggs.
Oh, how he frowned.

But for serious,

WHAT THE CRAP WAS WRONG WITH THAT SNOTTY DUDE IN BEST BUY???
Fat Guy is CRAP.

I say it here, I say it now.

But now there is one more poster featured in Tim & Eric that I simply MUST find a way to obtain or die.

THE SPAGETT MOVIE POSTER.
IT...IT'S QUITE POSSIBLY THE MOST BEAUUUUTIFUL THING I'VE SEEN IN MY LIFE.
LIKE,
IT'S BETTER THAN THE "keep your meat ice cold with Pierre" poster.

AND I DIDN'T THINK THAT WAS POSSIBLE!!!!

*****
aaaaaand on the cosplay front: 
Tohma's about 95% done.
And pimpingly delicious.

GOD HELP ME IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE TOHMA SEGUCHI.
And Tohma Seguchi rules the universe.

It is Law #2.
Tatsuha knows this.
And you shall too.

PS- this costume's gonna make my boobies hurt.  XD

The first thirteen people to comment on this post get to request a drabble from me. In return, you have to post this meme in your journal. (But you don't really have to post it, mmmkay?)

ok go.
I doubt I get 13 separate entities though.

ok bye.

Is everyone pre-registering? The last day for pre-registering is tomorrow, Friday 8/15!!
Pre-registering saves ya 5 bucks and a lot of time in line.
I'm ordering my badge now. 
Pre-register link

**quick post from work.  This time I'm still on the clock, LULZ.**


peace out homes.

oooh, I'm excited and motivated to make more progress on my cosplay now, because I just got shipping confirmation for my wigs, son!! YAAAAAAY.

mmmm yummy tears of unfathomable sadness....(this has nothing to do with this post)

OH MAN DOOD.
I found this music video about Seishiro & Subaru that I've always loved:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVk49smt92g

SO. BEAUTIFUL.
And, and, in my story, I forgot some stuff: Seishiro assumed that Subaru's true wish was to kill him (but like I told you, it was to be killed by Seishiro. <3)
Also, Seishiro knew about the spell that Hokuto had placed on him when he attacked Subaru.
IT'S ALL SO FUCKED UP. And then depressed, pensive Subaru is all like, "I wonder, the things that people say when they're about to die...are they the truth?" And it's all like the Tootsie Roll Tootsie Pop riddle. The WORLD MAY NEVER KNOW. XD
I love it. I love it forever. They are truly my OTP.

Oh, and here's the quiz result from forever ago that I never posted:

You scored as Seishirou. You are like Seishirou Sakurazuka from Tokyo Babylon and X. Um... that's scary. People who do not know you very well may very well think that you are a kind and gentle soul - someone who loves animals and cares about the environment. But really, you probably couldn't care less. Your true nature is that you are a bit obsessive and antisocial. And maybe a bit of a stalker. And all of this would be a bad thing... if you weren't so damn cool. </td> Seishirou 92% Fai 75% Watanuki 58% Kamui 54% Kurogane 54% Yuuko 46% Chii 46% Kero-chan 46% Hokuto 38% Miyuki-chan 38% Sakura 33% Who is your inner CLAMP character? created with QuizFarm.com

HELLZ YEAH SON. I am a sadist.

OKAY.
so I stopped in to Barnes & Noble for a good two minutes before closing tonight but did not find the new Yen Press manga magazine.
That is OK. I could wait.
Then I got home and started googling it. Some of the manga sounded cool, some made me raise an eyebrow, at least one made me frown. But at least it sounds unique and diverse, so I'm down with that.
Then I found the full list of series to run in the magazine and down at the bottom:

HIGURASHI - (when they cry)

SO. FUCKING. SOLD.

Sign me up for a subscription NAO PLZ. <3
Yes, a subscription, 'cuz I ain't payin' no 8.99 a month for this shit. >:(

OKAY I go bed now like good girl.
bye.
I likely will dream about scary schoolgirls, baseball bats, and a spooky lady named Takano. <3
I CERTAINLY HOPE I DON'T DREAM OF OISHI. >:(

OMFG YAYYYYYYYY
YAYYYY
YAYYY

It has been decided.
If you shall read this, you must watch I LOVE MONEY on VH1 tonight at 9.
You may thank me profusely.
You may return to this place, wishing to slap me with a large trout.
It is taking me 1.75 times longer to post this cuz I'm a wee bit tipsy right now.
I made a song. My mom thinks our spatula was stolen.
And I'm like, "yeah mom, that's totally plausible, you left it out by the barbeque, and some dude was goin' 'round the neighborhood all, 'I'm on the prowl, on the prowl, on the prowl for BARBEQUE UTENSILS!!!' he happens upon our spatula and
'SCOOOOOOORE!!!'"
I wish I could post a voice post because you really must hear this song.
It is clearly destined to become the hit of the century.

The end!!!!!!!!
SPAGETT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm gonna get to downloading Geass R2 now that my compy seems to be working again. I gotta play catch up, and I think it might be more entertaining to watch while a bit drunk.

 NO.
NO.
FIRST YOU GOTTA EAT MY AWESOME WELL-THOUGHT-OUT POST OF PURE MAGIC.
I HAD BEEN TYPING FOR 15 MINUTES.
FIFTEEN MINUTES.

AAHHHH
WHY ARE YOU HUNGRY FOR MY TEXT, LJ POST-EATING MONSTER???

NO THAT'S NOT ENOUGH.
THEN YOU HAD TO GO AND EAT MY ANGRY "WHY YOU EATIN' MAH TEXT" POST!!
I EVEN "COPIED" THE TEXT IN CASE I LOST IT AGAIN SO I COULD "PASTE" IT BACK.

BUT NO.
WHEN I PASTE, WHAT COMES UP?
THIS:

"DECEMBER FIGHT NIGHT CARD:

Rich "Ace" Franklin Vs. "Sugar" Rashad Evans

Nate "The Great" Marquardt Vs. Ricardo "Big Dog" Almeida

Ryo "The Piranha" Chonan Vs. Anthony "Rumble" Johnson

Luigi Fioravanti Vs. Josh "The People's Warrior" Burkman

Manvel "The Anvil" Gamburyan Vs. Jeremy "Little Heathen" Stephens

AHHHH WHUT I DIDN'T WRITE THAT!!!  THAT MUST'VE BEEN MY BIG BROTHER WHO WAS ON THIS COMPUTER PREVIOUSLY!!!!

THIS IS "ME AM CRY" POST VERSION 2.

VERSION MOTHER-FUCKING TWO.

It has come to my attention lately that I like to swear a lot.
Oh well.

Well, now I can use my crazed Lulu writhin' on the floor icon.
Cuz that's me right now.

I feel deflated.   I was on a roll there.  WAAAAHHHHH
waaahhhh
and such.

I'll post again when I'm not feeling so discouraged.

Well, I started to update/organize my mess of an f-list today. I made some progress. Once I get things a bit more organized, I've gotta create some filters and get back to regularly checking the journals I wanna read. Sorry I haven't commented on a lot of peoples' journals lately.

While I was at it, I decided to get rid of all of my icons today. There are a bunch of crazed psycho-lookin' folk in there now. I like them that way. <3 And oh shit, almost half of 'em are Code Geass now. I thought Suzaku was my favorite, but looking at the icons, maybe it's Rolo...or I just couldn't find enough Suzaku icons that I liked. Or he just doesn't make enough interesting faces. Suzaku, you stupid stoic shit. I love you. <3

In other news, there's about two months before Kumoricon rolls around. And whenever I decide to cosplay, I'm motivated to get in better shape. I could tone up a bit in two months time. GO MOTIVATION.



Time to hit the weights.


*edit*
I'm playing around with the layout too. This will become a whole new journal, yayz. But just now I noticed that at some point I had somehow managed to accidentally remove my best friend in the world ever from my f-list. SHIT SON. DEFINITE OVERSIGHT.
I'm sorry N, maybe you didn't even notice, but you're back now! <3

I love my friends, they show me awesome things. Big up to Z for this.

Wh--what is this???


Can't you guys even eat properly??

I mean seriously, what the heck is going on here??
Are Kurosaki and Ishida arguing while trying to eat or something??  What is with those expressions?  

Ishida looks like he might be pained, but the hand gesture is one you would make while talking, so it seems Kurosaki's shouting at him and Ishida's just wanting to eat.

Abarai, are you slipping on a banana peel or something??  

Will that juice be all over the place momentarily???  WELL WILL IT???


Kuchiki, what are you even standing on, or are you just hovering over the table desperately trying to gnaw on that...whatever that hunk of meat is that Kurosaki is holding??


IS it even meat?  It looks like it has a handle!!  It's more like a weapon!  

AND WHO squirted the condiments ALL OVER that nice white tablecloth?? 

 WHY WOULD YOU DO SUCH A THING AT DINNER.

...Inoue...Inoue...you just look too impossibly adorable. 

 *SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
...*ahem*


Well, Chad, at least you have not been raised in a barn.  

Right now Chad is just like, "I am so embarrassed to know you guys right now...*siiiigh*"
Now there's a fella knows his manners.  Therefore Chad would be the ideal dinner date.
I bet he can cook, too.

Boy do I love Kubo. <3






(To my friends, I really want to apologize for being MIA for so long.  Sometimes I just need to drop off of the face of the earth for a while.  To anyone who has missed me, I've missed everyone too, and I'm sorry I haven't returned any calls.  We gotta hang eventually.)
  

**EDIT** fuck embedding videos.  You guys can click on the links!  >:-(  embedding them keeps making my entry get fucked up and disappear.  This one better work.  HERE WE GO:


A friend showed me this awesome video.

WIN.

In return, I suggested that he watch some Trapped in the Closet. 

He was so in awe of it that we ended up watching THE WHOLE THING. 

Guys, you have to understand-- THERE ARE 22 PARTS. (so far!!) 
We watched them all without pause. 

@__@ I been brainwashed. 

But I feel like I've accomplished somethin'. 
Mmyep. 

And if you've watched any of Trapped in the Closet, you need to watch this video, Trapped in the Cupboard.  (LOL)

 I AM R KELLY. 

And if you haven't seen ANY of Trapped in the Closet, you need to click on the link. You just really need to know of it. 

Too many people haven't seen any of it, and they don't even realize that in the infamous "Trapped in the Closet" South Park episode, R. Kelly is randomly singing and pulling out his gun because they're spoofing this series of videos. 

I recommend watching at least up until the part with the midget, it's a highlight. I was delighted to discover that a friend of mine had already seen the videos, but dismayed when I found out that she'd stopped right before the part with the midget. 

I was like, bitch, you are missing the best part. 

Some other Whitest Kids U Know videos that I watched (also hilarious): 
Cubicle Boss 
Classroom Skit 

GOOD SHIT, SON.

!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!
WHY DID I NOT YET KNOW ABOUT THIS????
I fail at keeping up with the animu news.

THEY'RE ANIMATING FUMI YOSHINAGA!!!  don't fuck it up!!!! :(  I will be a sad sad puppy if they fuck it up.

Oh shit.
That, plus this is making me a very happy camper.

Oh, and then there's this.
Why are they always always prettier in the manga?  That's just my first reaction to it.  Anime art is almost always uglier than the original manga.  But I do pity the fool who had to make character designs from Matsuri Hino's super-pretty artwork.
OOOOH.  Mamoru Miyano's playing Zero.

Maybe that'll make me love him again.  Sorry Zero, I thought you were hot shit at first, but then you just got really boring and Kaname suddenly somehow became really cool...now you have to earn my love, bitch.

That's why I can't watch the Katekyo Hitman Reborn! anime, you know.
They made them fugly.  ; _ ;

This extremely well-though-out entry brought to you by ZOMGSPAZSPAZ reaction to Fumi Yoshinaga anime.  Had to post.  Been busy lately, post more later.




 

Now is that special time of the week when I read the latest chapters of Naruto & Bleach, and ramble about the fun parts. 

As always, spoiler-y content. I don't go into detail of the spoilers, but if you don't want to know anything about what's going on, not on the recommended reading list.





Why do I like Shonen manga so much when I often wish I could fast-forward through the brawls? OH THE BRAWLS. THEY NEVER END